Oh those hot contents

Dear, dear self,
This is a gentle reminder that if you read the style section of the Times, it is very likely that you will want to go on a killing spree. Killing sprees will result in less time to draw or do other things, and would limit the your contact with friends. Killing sprees don’t clean your apartment or walk Lehigh. So it’s probably best to avoid the the whole thing by refusing to read the style section. Try “Personal Tech” instead.
Toodles,
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