In my dream the young hippo is crammed into the chapel, barely able to turn around, but happy when I scratch her head. Outside, bulbous pink fungi cling to the trees, meaning that we can’t go near.

In my dream I clamber around a spindly structure, ten stories up, so that I can photograph his iced coffee. Later a search for a bathroom on the ground leads to singing “Respect Yourself” with a joyful guitar player on the street.

In my dream it is my first night taking over for Ed McMahon on The Tonight Show. Earlier, I rode to work on the uptown ferry, slightly amused by other people’s sleepy roommate conflicts.