In my dream I’m touring the graduating student show and there is just one piece that I think is good: two paintings of cartoon crackers. The first has the word STALE painted across it. The second says ME TOO.

In my dream the streets are cluttered with furniture. I have the keys to my old brownstone but I won’t use them because other people live there now. I try to remember the two kinds of dog food that were left out.

In my dream I ask “Why is this here?” at the upper end of the plaza. “It’s a year’s worth of programming ” she says in agreement, and launches into a story about how Japan wasn’t for her. I run my sneaker over the slippery metal grate.

In my dream I don’t want to head into the echoing church dressed as I am. In an open casket is J’s dad, and my hoodie is far too casual. I grab the knit cap off my head at least as I look at the six other mourners. J deserves better.

In my dream he asks me if I want a series of things including a Baba Looey. In anticipation of the squished ball of discolored, sticky brown rubber, I explain that while I like the design of a lot of those sixties Hannah Harbera characters, I don’t like many of the toys associated with them.

In my dream we’re a little drunk so we throw radishes around the restaurant and after clambering down the snowy stairs, we compare tips about preserving the patina on our cast-iron pans while we scrub them.

In my dream I’m cleaning my apartment as I prepare to leave. The question is do I try to hide the evidence of the murders I’ve done there l, or just accept that they will be found out?