In my dream I cut a slice off of the loaf, spread it with butter and change the record with my tentacle. I’ve been sleeping in the snow in a borrowed silk robe. I may have got shit on the hem.

In my dream a charlatan drives a tank into a public celebration on 96th street and loudly decides not to detonate it, to prove how benevolent he is. I am disgusted.

In my dream I put my backpack down next to the vendor’s stand and when I come back across the street he has packed up and vanished into a doorway, taking it with him. In quiet panic I track him through an office building and retrieve it.