In my dream a charlatan drives a tank into a public celebration on 96th street and loudly decides not to detonate it, to prove how benevolent he is. I am disgusted.

In my dream I put my backpack down next to the vendor’s stand and when I come back across the street he has packed up and vanished into a doorway, taking it with him. In quiet panic I track him through an office building and retrieve it.

In my dream I’m playing bass in a band on an arena stage, which is mostly jamming on one chord for twenty minutes until we are all playing “The Big Rock Candy Mountain”. The crowd loves us.

In my dream I decide that I don’t have to install my shrine on the street where the various elements can be pinched and instead can put it upstairs in the apartment during the award show.