In my dream escaping the killer through a campus that has turned the attacks into demented celebrations. Running hiding leaving scaling the slipshod structures along the overpass. Biting when necessary.

In my dream I try to urge the driver to speed up and turn in any direction to ensure our escape, but they dawdle at the intersection making me wonder if this is a betrayal.

In my dream there is no real backstage on the show but I root through all the clutter and grab a small blank scrap of yellow paper, yelling “Want to read my workout zine?”, as I show it to the other contestants. It gets a laugh. Am I even in a dress?