Samantha Fox to wed her gay lover
Samantha Fox is to celebrate 20 years of fame by “marrying” her lesbian lover Myra Stratton.
Bisexual Sam, 36 years old and – still 36D bust size – will go through a formal gay ceremony in Hawaii later this year after falling head-over-heels for her divorcee manager.
Just thought you might like to know.
This utterly unfounded assertion is cribbed from the “News of the World” website. So you know it has to be true.
Well, Miss Fox has gone on record as being a dyke, so this might well be true.
I guess naughty girls really do need love too
I wanna have some fun…
Of course now that I’b brought her up I had to rush over to amazon and buy this:
i’m embarrassed to say that I had only a vague recollection as to who Samantha Fox was until I googled. Her site lists “World Famous English Personality” among her credentials. I wonder if she puts that on business cards?
I’m sure everyone’s saying: “Well, of course I knew all along! Her nickname is ‘Sam’! 🙂
Re: I wanna have some fun…
She had enough Greatest Tits to fill an album?
Re: I wanna have some fun…
Prepare to be spanked with moon rocks for a crack like that!
I wanna have some fun…
Of course now that I’b brought her up I had to rush over to amazon and buy this:
Oh, great, thanks a load, I assumed this was the other Samantha Fox and there’d be a DVD of the wedding night. Hot Damn! I’m gettin’ excited just thinkin’ about it. And I’m at work so’s I can’t do nothin’ about it either. Bummer.
Hmmmmm an interesting glimpse into your psyche!;)
Good for her! Was Full Force invited?
No – and are they pissed.
Now there’s a group of guys I don’t want to piss off… especially the one with the headband and the glittery cowboy boots.
Re: I wanna have some fun…
I’ll have you know I’ve never received complaints about my crack.
Re: I wanna have some fun…
Prepare to be spanked with moon rocks for a crack like that!
This just in…Straight men everywhere are whackin’ it to the thought of Ms. Fox gettin’ it on with her lesbian lover.
Hmmmmm an interesting glimpse into your psyche!;)
No – and are they pissed.