Treat Heart Pig knows how to turn any occasion into a holiday. He loves to treat others even more than he loves to treat himself. He’s a real sweetheart. He loves good friends, good food, and a good old-fashioned get-together. He has a tendency to overeat but usually takes things in moderation. He get along well with everybody else because he’s always surprising them with little gifts and treats. His symbol show his wholehearted devotion to helping others live life to the fullest.
I hate Treat Heart Pig, Treat Heart Pig is probably in my house right now wiping his ass on my clean socks, cackling about how he’s made this day a holiday. Yeah a holiday from human dignity. Treat Heart Pig is a character made up on a day when all the other good character attributes were taken. If I were on the Care Bears I would take Treat Heart Pig aside and explain how if he really cared about good friends and food food, he’d sacrifice himself for a good old- fashioned get-together, like a Luau. But would he? One Look at the smug expression on his ill-favored mug should tell you the answer to that. If you love Treat Heart Pig then the Terrorists win.
“Treat Heart Pig is probably in my house right now wiping his ass on my clean socks”
But Treat Heart Pig
shitspoo-poos rainbow sprinkles!So do I, but you don’t see me making a big deal out of it online
I thought you were making this up, until I did a google search and discovered that these monstrosities are real.
Who names these things? Psychotic Chinese housewives?
My description is taken from this site: http://wishbear.net/ , whose horrific sub heading is “Keep the spirit alive forever”
Treat Heart Pig is probably in my house right now wiping his ass on my clean socks
No, on your clean sock monkeys.
I’d suggest bacon but it’s probably pastel-colored and tastes like sunshine, rainbows, and happiness.
Sez the guy with a totally ghey anime-ish icon…
I bet the little guy’s good for something…
Ham
Bacon
Sausage
Roast loin of pork with white wine and mustard
Crown of Pork Rib Roast
Pork Adobo
BBQ Ribs
Pulled pork
Jerk pork
Spam
oink, oink!
Pulled pork
Heh, you said pulled pork.
Re: oink, oink!
I thought that when I wrote it. LOL
ice cream = LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
hey snuggy wuggy
it’s a beautiful sunny day!
yest it is, my widdle snuggy bunny!
Oh YES!
the sun is shining down on your little head
[buried underground: where you belong]
and the hippies are on parade here at my street corner again!
Oh Yes!, Babby buggy wubby fuggy fucker!
you’re a happy little fat pig!
is your little puppy Lei-high! Chewing on his ears? his hooves? his gutt?
we can make baskets out of his dried intestines together, my cute little baby
it’s a beautiful day!
i’m so glad to see you so full of love and FriENDship!
happy baby nayly wayly
awwwwhhhh
my cute huney muffin
don’t jab any pens in your eyes or anything
letting bullshit get the best of you makes the Terrorists win…
shouldn’t you be writing about raping the king of the pirates or something?